Paluxy River Fest 101 for DRinkers

To ensure both humans and wildlife alike are safe, here are some rules for taking beer and alcohol to float the river.

Rule #1: Drink responsibly while floating the river

It’s good to have fun while drinking but every year people are injured on the river from becoming too intoxicated.

Plus, since you’re going to be out in the hot sun for an extended period of time, you risk dehydration. And of course, drinking is only going further contribute to that.

Lastly, you obviously don’t want to drink and drive. Just don’t.

That’s a rule you should always be following!

Rule #2: Glass bottles are not permitted river tubing

Glass bottles are a no-go. You can guess why.

Instead, stick to local canned alcoholic beverages. Check out our favorite drinks for floating the river.

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Rule #3: Styrofoam coolers are not permitted river tubing

Styrofoam coolers are literally not built to be taken on a lazy river adventure.

Not only do you risk the bottom completely falling out but styrofoam coolers also chip away and release small pieces of styrofoam into the water.

Now, you don’t need to purchase a floating cooler or a tube specifically designed for a cooler – all you really need is a basic cooler and an extra tube.

Bonus tip: bring a few koozies – your drinks will stay cooler longer.

Rule #4: Leave no trace behind when floating the river

Most of us really do care about the environment but sometimes after a few adult beverages, we can get a little careless.

Plus, without a designated place for trash, it can end up spilling out into the water and floating out of reach.

Pack a trash bag right into your cooler. As you finish food or beverages, toss it right into the bag.

By the time you’re done floating the river, you’ll have everything already cleaned up and can ensure you’re doing your part to keep the rivers clean.

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Rule #5: Safety first when tubing and drinking

River tubing can be adventurous and relaxing but unsafe drinking behavior can also make it dangerous-for you AND others. Not to mention the danger of drinking and driving.

Since spending several hours in the sun can dehydrate you and make you feel more impaired than you realize you are, you need to ensure you have a designated driver.

You also want to be sure you’re drinking enough water and keeping an eye on your companions.